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Pamphlet # 308
BEST COMEBACK
BEST COMEBACK OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM
Gotta love those gun control advocates....
I was listening to the radio the other day,
and I heard one of the all-time best comeback lines in my life.
Note:This is an exact replication of National Public Radio(NPR)interview between a female broadcaster,
and US Army General Reinwald
who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald,
what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
GENERAL REINWALD:"I
don't see why,
they'll be properly supervised
on the rifle range."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
"Don't you admit that this is
a terribly dangerous activity
to be teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD:
"I don't see how.
We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
GENERAL REINWALD:
"Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one,
are you?"
The radio went silent and the
interview ended.
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